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fiftyshadesofgwen:

fiftyshadesofgwen:

One time me and some friends dressed up as the royal family to go to school and it was p great

i really don’t understand why people are reblogging this (seriously guys this is like 4 months old how did you even find it) but I dug up some extra scandalous pictures of the queen shhhhh:

fiftyshadesofgwen:

fiftyshadesofgwen:

One time me and some friends dressed up as the royal family to go to school and it was p great

i really don’t understand why people are reblogging this (seriously guys this is like 4 months old how did you even find it) but I dug up some extra scandalous pictures of the queen shhhhh:

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destiel:

trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
image

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i-am-hiddlest0ned:

Do you ever think about Young Justice sometimes and just:

image

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isaacswolves:

it kind of bothers me that after all this time people still dont understand how sorting works in harry potter

its not necessarily based on the characteristics you possess, its the ones you value, and that my friends is completely different. that is why the sorting hat considers your choice, otherwise why would he bother with your opinion

primary examples would be hermione, wormtail and lockhart

(via hello-britain)

friendzonked:

don’t sexualise things meant for children like i dont care if you think i’m kink shaming you it’s gross don’t do it

(via bridgemcgidge)

nightl0cked:

falvie:

kimiooon:

ok, so I was drawing centaurs, yeah, and then WHAT IF WE REVERSE THE CENTAUR ??


I’m ffffffricking 6 feet under

I thought this was mlp fanart

nightl0cked:

falvie:

kimiooon:

ok, so I was drawing centaurs, yeah, and then WHAT IF WE REVERSE THE CENTAUR ??

I’m ffffffricking 6 feet under

I thought this was mlp fanart

(via hello-britain)

twentyoneghosts:

toastyonepilots:

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

whAT HAVE YOU DONE

i bet japan could make humans out of that powder if they wanted to

"if you want a human, add two cups of water to this powder to make your own human!"

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naughtylittlevegan:

wereverything:

grizzlybeargrenade:

one day you will become a killing machine and murder many people
godspeed little hippo

that little lick at the end uwu

i’m reblogging this because it’s calming the fire of hatred in my heart

naughtylittlevegan:

wereverything:

grizzlybeargrenade:

one day you will become a killing machine and murder many people

godspeed little hippo

that little lick at the end uwu

i’m reblogging this because it’s calming the fire of hatred in my heart

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wesleysbraces:

kim kardashian’s reaction to getting her laptop back after being without it for two days

we are one

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leviathans-in-the-tardis:

You haven’t felt true pain until your favourite book gets made into the crappiest movie ever

(via thesweetpianowritingdownmylife)

198ft:

girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us

(via tidwellcornertr)

wifflesgiraffy:

silverie-stitches:

lusoric:

gallowscalibratorh3h3:

……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE ASSHOLES WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS
AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED ALL
'AWW YEEEA MY MAN WHORES KNOW HOW TO KEEP MAMA HAPPY'
AND I SWEAR THEY LAUGHED SO MUCH ONE CHOKED ON A CIGARETTE LKSDHFLHK

At first I thought this was going to be one of those “gamer girl” posts about how “girls suck at video games lolzor” and I was like ugh, running out of ammo is a normal thing it doesn’t make you bad gamer and being a girl doesn’t make you a bad gamer. THEN I SAW THE REST OF THE GIF OMF



this whole post is full of cute omg

wifflesgiraffy:

silverie-stitches:

lusoric:

gallowscalibratorh3h3:

……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE ASSHOLES WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS

AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED ALL

'AWW YEEEA MY MAN WHORES KNOW HOW TO KEEP MAMA HAPPY'

AND I SWEAR THEY LAUGHED SO MUCH ONE CHOKED ON A CIGARETTE LKSDHFLHK

At first I thought this was going to be one of those “gamer girl” posts about how “girls suck at video games lolzor” and I was like ugh, running out of ammo is a normal thing it doesn’t make you bad gamer and being a girl doesn’t make you a bad gamer. THEN I SAW THE REST OF THE GIF OMF

this whole post is full of cute omg

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magicul:

do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah

(via hello-britain)

polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

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